dickrubbers unite!

together we will unite like the united states of america yes that much united and then we will defeat anti-captain america to bring capitalism back to sweden before the nazis steal the golden ark of the lost panty raid

meet underneath the tree beside the field of plants after 9:00 am or pm and you will be given a top-secret pamphlet containing instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but if you read every 3rd letter it will spell out exactly how to defeat barack obama and give australia back to the austrians