Wir sind Factory Banana!

My name is tnorf. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Tnorf, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional CS in Germanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have England. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino"