Always Watch Your Back.

*surprise buttsex*

Rule #1
Never kill your teammates in the beginning of the round. You are allowed to kill them if they are defusing the bomb and we are winning.

Rule #2
Never get kicked.

Rule #3 Ninja defuse is ok even if it means that you win the game.

Rule #4 Don't listen to rule #3.

Rule #5 Listen to rule #4 but consider rule #3 and make sure not to make the ninja defuse a winning game so you follow rule #4 so you can follow rule #5.

Rule #6 If one in your team is playing bad start to flame him and blame him for every mistake he makes and then try to kick him.

Rule #7 Always be a pain in the ass to your teammates.

Rule #8 Never listen to you teammates.

Rule #9 Always use your knife even if the team flames you.

Rule #10 Vickey is allowed to use DB if he wants.

Rule #11 Don't get mad at your teammates so you don't kill them and get banned. Don't care about them.

Rule #12 If you get so mad that you want to kill your teammate then wait a little so you don't get banned.

Rule #13 If you make something awesome and everybody is watching then make sure to point it out in allchat. (Ninja defuse, Backstab 1v1)

Rule #14 Don't listen to Jo-Arn.

Rule #15 Listen to rule #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13 and #14 or you will get kicked from the Group.