federal of the bureau of the dank of the memes

we sexually Identify as obese ducks. Ever since we were children we dreamed of murdering fish to gain more body mass in a lake. People say to us that a person being a duck is Impossible and we are retarded but we don’t care, we are beautiful. we are having a plastic surgeons install wings, bills, and webbed feet. From now on we want people to call us “The Ugly Ducklings” and respect our right to be obese ducks. If you can’t accept us you’re a duckophobe and need to check your poultry privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

To gain rank in the FBDM by recruiting agents and promoting the true holy memes. Invite people in your friends list, today!After checking your poultry privilege please invite everyone in your friends list so it can grow to be a massive group of dank memer's thankyou, fyi everyone joining after this point is a member and everyone who has already been assigned moderator is moderator. This is a group to do what ever you want in, play with people who have the same games, or just derp, invite everyone you know and watch this group grow.have a good day and go duck yourself.

INVITE EVERYONE IN YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!