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Edgelords Anonymous YouNeedHelp
STEAM GROUP
Edgelords Anonymous YouNeedHelp
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ABOUT Edgelords Anonymous

Are you suffering from mild to severe Edgyness? This is a support group for you

Hello there, welcome to a support group for egdelords

You have been invited because you have displayed one or more of the following traits of edgy-ness

*Un-ironic and/or repeated use of "brooding[darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com]" or "mysterious[darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com]" gestures

*Inviting others into groups for the purpose of insulting their in game actions because you feel they did not play the game to YOUR standards

*Severely abnormal character name and/or profile picture

Side effects of Edgy-ness
Documented symptoms of edge-ness are as follows:

*Over usage of katana type weaponry or hexes for the sake of looks and not for ability

*Gesture bar containing no greetings or information conveying gestures

*Lack of ability to go several or even one PVP fight without the use of half your gesture bar

*Lack of co-op, leading to only invasions as your sole source of human contact

*The unexplainable urge to use red-eye ring in PVP

*Sudden max rank in the Brotherhood of Blood (dark souls 2) / Watchdogs of Farron (dark souls 3 )

There IS hope!
Here at Edgelords Anonymous we aspire to help you become a better person and a better player with our simple three step "Bro-gram"'

1)
Identify if you are displaying signs of edgy-ness

2)
Ask yourself "is what im about to do edgy?" if yes, do not do that thing. If no, do that thing.

3)
Start again at step 1 if you continue to display signs of an Edgelord

The road to recovery
If you wish to fully recover from Edgelord syndrome do the following that apply to you

Overuse of katanas: While katanas are "cool" and all, nothing is really better than the pure strength of mastering a straightsword, there are many in the game, try visting one of the dark souls wikis to find the perfect one for you

Overuse of hexes: While the magic might be powerful, there is a lot of levels wasted on faith / intelligence / and attunement just so another player can dodge all 8 great resonant soul casts and you waste 4000 souls in the process. Try instead running just faith/intelligence in a cleric/sorcerer build and run a weapon to compliment it instead of a dark infused katana.

Lack of positive gestures: Instead of having multiple gestures that insult others try to replace one with a friendly wave/joy emote, if this is too difficult, try a simple righty-ho (dark souls 2 only) and work your way up from there

Hatemail: While there is good fun in banter between players, telling others to kill themselves or that you hope they get cancer is NOT an appropriate reaction. When messaging others, think: "Is this something i would say to a good friend/family member/co-worker" if no, don't do it!
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Koru 15 Jun @ 5:11pm 
I do now >:D
Jellysickle 4 Sep, 2017 @ 2:20am 
mad cus bad
Koru 21 Jul, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
I don't do any of these but hello ;^)
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