ERS for the lazies engis out there sound like you add me and we will find out

Hey, look buddy. We're the Lazyneers. That means we solve problems. Not problems like "Can you get me that medicinal kit," because that would fall in the problem that it would need us to get out of our chairs. We solve practical problems. For instance, how are we gonna keep that crisp cold beer from getting dirty while we're having a good ol' fashioned nap? The answer, use our chairs, and if that don't work, stay on the chair. Like this, extra comfortavle spine fitted sitting device designed by us, built by someone else. And you best hop, *pumps shotgun*, not being sat on by you.