DAMN I LOVE FISHING

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which aroma did your wifes kitty smell like?

I love fishing and always will. I have 13 children and my wife has recently left me because she said fishing is a problem and a hindrance to our love life. Which was fine because the only reason I loved her was because her ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like fish. That brings me to my next point, I love the smell of fish, perch, bass, walleye. Every fish has its own unique aroma that I find intoxicating and erotic.

Now my days consists of me shutting of my fish shaped alarm clock at 4:30 am, getting out of my waterbed (that has dead fish in it because they are hard to keep alive in a waterbed) by lifting up my fish themed comforter and slip into my fish shaped slippers. Then I walk to my fish theme bathroom and take of my fish jammies and soak myself in some brackish water to exfoliate. Then I get into my truck and drive to the local stream and fish for the day. But recently my kids have started to go hungry due to the fact that I don't have a job and just fish all day. Just because I fish doesn't mean I catch enough to sustain a family of 13, so I only let the eldest children eat and the younglings have to fend for themselves. Anyways fishing is all I have know and all that I still know and will fish till the day I die. I am proud to be a DILF.

DAMN I LOVE FISHING