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Step 1. It is necessary that you get Ice cream, apple pie, chocolate cake, donuts, cokes, skittles, glazed donuts, crispy burnt jews from the oven, brownies, cheesecake, jelly beans, yogurt with lots of sugar, coke, cupcakes, cereal with lots of sugar, pie, sundaes, cookies, twix, oreos, sugar cubes, lollipops, twinkies, ice cream rolls, chewy candy, hard candy, pepsi, 7-ups, muffins, reeses, things you dip in caramel, milky ways, hersheys any chocolate flavor, cinnamon rolls, and sugary chips..?
Step 2. Eat them
Step 3. Get diabeetus
Step 4. Die since you ate more than 40k calories
And our lord Brimley said to me: "It is done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To the hungry I will give apple pie and ice cream without cost from the spring of the sugar fountain of diabeetus."