Against all the universe's odds.



Harvester now has trading cards.



So go get em.

http://steamproxy.com/id/Quarux

Third in command. Pretty boy IceBrew melts hearts and always gets the heavy lifting done. Fairly safe to message

http://steamproxy.com/profiles/76561198048616237

Fourth in command. Body disposal, hitman, and high knowledge of wildlife. Message with extreme caution.

http://steamproxy.com/id/daveydarko

Some say Davey is 80 years old and has double that number in bodies in his basement. Not to be messaged ever

http://steamproxy.com/id/sadmoney

Has clairvoyant powers and knows much about the Order Of The Harvest moon. Spends too much time alone in his dark room. Safe to message

http://steamproxy.com/id/piyoko

I don't know much about this fellow. Usually just sits in the corner and keeps to himself. Claims to have killed more men than ebola. Message with caution

http://steamproxy.com/id/gamemessenger47

A dog with human intelligence we put in a position of power. One of our more laid back members. Safe to message.

http://steamproxy.com/id/snipsysnips

An eager young man who came here with something to prove. Very busy at times. Safe to message

http://steamproxy.com/id/TheMoonGuy

Watches over kids at night. Claims to have walked with dinosaurs. Stays in the shadows and prefers his identity to be kept a secret. Message at your own risk

http://steamproxy.com/profiles/76561198114635612

Spectral demon hunter. Spends way too much time staring into the abyss. Message with minor caution

Now for a boring but deserved announcement. A thanks to all the people who financially support us. There would be no dark harvester with out these groups.

-The Asylum Film Studio
-The No Cussing Club
-Fisher Investments
-The Save A Gay Whale Foundation
-GameFly = If You're A Real Gamer You Have To Get GameFly!
-Snuggie Blankets
-Pet Rock CO.
-Napster
-BikdipOnABus
-Duff Beer
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-LimeWire
-9GAG
-The Avon Lady
-All Day I Dream About Soccer
-Valve Software
-All Day I Dream About About ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-Depend Adjustable Underwear
-RC Cola
-And gamers like you!

http://steamproxy.com/id/Patterner

^^^^^THIS GUY^^^^^^

He plays games for a short time then gives them a bad review for one or more small stupid reasons.

Then again he did like 2 puzzle games, But if it's not a gag then he is REALLY BAD at getting games to work. One review reads

''Unplayable.

Stuck on "PUSH START !". I don't have a START key.''

NICE!

This was going to be a post on educating you on sight foreseeing powers. But then I remembered that Nicolas Cage movie Knowing. Remember how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid that movie ended? What the hell were they thinking? and somebody got paid lots of money to write that ♥♥♥♥! I bought the DVD to that film and i still have it GOD DON"T TALK TOO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!