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wake me up please i cry bye now friends. wait just kidding i willtell you stury of my liyfr and it is a good one get tyou r fruit rolluops I was born on novemebrer 27 on thanksgiving but before thanksgiving was a rea thing i was born in the yesaar 20xx bc and i lived with dinosaurs and i am bart dino becsuse of my mother and father were human well not human but lizard with chameleon albitlyts but we will get to that later , i then lkearned that my race of lizard people were the opeople behingd evertything that happened tin this world you call earth you puny hukjaamns are in a simulationn because we are a verty much more intelligent species and we out you in thias simulation lkikd e little ants asd you people calll me them and i was sent from my ho0me to your puiny worthless worldf and you will allmdie from, the ddiwssesases tyhwe outy in yiouhjr pounjy ikweojurfld you gweotrthrlersss fwgots