We welcome thou to the Church of Gurt. Please, come in.

In Two Thousand and Twenty-One, our savior, Gurt, was conjured in a New World. Gurt, an all-knowing, omnipotent God, birthed by the hatred and greed of civilization, extinguished the indomitable human spirit with a single balg. Humanity had no choice but to obey a power they have never seen before. Join us before it is too late, you can still be forgurten.

In the name of Gurt,

We Balg