Friends in Christ,

Tom and I have been spiritually suffering at the hands of dirty Zionists. These globalist Jews want to dictate how WE LIVE our OWN LIVES!

It is blatantly obvious that the Holocaust --

a) never happened
b) puts Zionist Jews at the forefront of the "Social Justice Discourse"

So why does our culture so wrongfully glorify the "suffering" of Jews?

Friends, I ask that you join hands with Tom, our three kids, our two dogs, and our aborted baby, and our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Please let us know why you know in your heart that the Holocaust is a projection onto the good people of this Earth.

You will prove that you are the holiest member of our Christian family by winning this contest. There are no tangible goods to be won; you will, however, win an eternity in heaven with our Lord, Jesus Christ.

You must get ten people falsely votekicked to win the competition. Please document the trolls that lead to the votekicks accurately. No forged evidence will be accepted. If you lie, you can expect to be damned to hell with Giggle Cube and Nothing Coil users.

No foul language can be used in the trolls. However, you may use the term "♥♥♥♥♥♥" as you see fit. Holocaust denial is also acceptable, and you may use it to assist you in trolling.

XOXOXOXO,
Your favorite Christian mother of two