The brotherhood of Franky is a silly place.

The Brotherhood of Franky is the most secret of societies, dedicated to vudyas, comics and craft beverages of any sort that contains alcohol.

There are three great rules of Frankydom!

1. Thou shalt not drink macrobrewed crap. In that way lies madness and excess urination!

2. Thou shalt always pet the Carmen if she asks for it. Seriously, she'll probably bug you until you do so.

3. Be excellent to each other. I don't want you guys to be a bunch of jerks like those illuminaties ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ next door.

Other than that, please keep in mind that this group is pointless, so that makes it extra prestigious to be part of it. That's how these things go.