Welcome to Cake Town

In Cake Town, you will find the local butcher, who is pleasently murdering a flock of school children for the needy and poor. You will come across our Airlines, the Kami-Kazi Alalairlines, where we admit our pilots from the Suicide hotline. You will find the Cake Shop upon the hill where the local executioner makes the best blood cake, and spleen pies, but don't venture into the Brooding Cellar, you never know if you'll be one of those pies. Over in the sunny side of town, you will find Norri's Goosh Goosh Cafe, where only the most lushious of drinks are made, but watch out for the tank! But always remember, Lord Cake is your Leader, Your god, and Your Master! Thank you for taking a tour of Cake Town, you may exit at the pendgilum up on the hill!

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