Always stickin' it to the can!

STICKIN' IT TO THE CAN SINCE 3/16/2014

We stab cans for enjoyment in all types of servers! Anywhere we can get our hands on some cans, we'll stab 'em!

WANT TO JOIN THE CaN StaBBerZ?!?!?!?! READ BELOW!

Do YOU think you have what it takes?

Do YOU enjoy stabbing cans in office?

Do YOU feel that cans deserve a vigorous stabbing?

If you answered yes to 1 of these 3 questions, then YOU just might be eligible to join the CaN StaBBerZ CS:GO Clan. So join us, contact one of the moderators, Pony Phone and/or peLicaN^ and request an invite if you feel that YOU too can stab cans with an official title.

Requirements of those who wish to join the CaN StaBBerZ:
1) You must love stabbing cans. (Love, not just like. You must feel deeply passionate towards the emasculation of these cans.)
2) Have steam.
3) Own CS:GO
4) Play and enjoy office.

Admission into the CaN StaBBerZ process:
1) Message one of our administrators and prove to us that you meet all requirements.
2) Allow us to view your can stabbing skills, we will assess your skills and continue from there. Show us what you got!
3) Receive an invite from the administrator and accept.

DISCLAIMER: We prohibit anyone who's name begins with B and ends with ugginz.

THIS MESSAGE IS APPROVED BY PONY PHONE AND PELICAN

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