All hail berbface pootis jesus as the leader of our new religion

THE CHURCH OF POOTISBERB is a RELIGION that believes POOTISBERB is the reincarnation of JEBUS.

THE CHURCH believes that we must WORSHIP the POOTISBERB JESUS and listen to his wisdom so that we may enrich our LIVES.

If we all WORSHIP POOTISBERB JESUS the skies will brings us infinite JOY, FORTUNE and HEALTH. The trick is merely to BELIEVE.

HAIL POOTISBERB JESUS THE ONE TRUE CHURCH

= | = | THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF POOTIBERB | = | =

These are the 10 commandments as shared with us by our LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS POOTISBERB:

1 - You will SHARE your birdseed with your hungry BERBS

2 - If the medic is low on HEALTH, you will FEED HIM

3 - Upon meeting a POOTISBERB, you will tell him that he looks HANDSOME

4 - As said by the LORD, BERBS will treat eachother with LOVE and RESPECT

5 - The BERBS are to be treated as ENLIGHTENED, BLESSED individuals

6 - You will listen to the WISDOM of the POOTISBERBS

7 - A POOTISBERB shall not be seen performing LOWLY DEEDS

8 - YOU WILL RESPECT THE MEDIC BERDST FRIEND AS IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER

9 - For every POOTISBERB, there will be one MEDICBERDSFRIEND

10 - POOTISBERB is LOVE, POOTISBERB is LIFE

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BERDTHDAY OF OUR FOUNDER

2019년 5월 23일 - Mark Knopfler | 댓글 7개

Today is the berdthday of our church founder Robot. Happy berdthday Roboty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtIBHfOdyX0

New Map Progress

2019년 3월 18일 - ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK | 댓글 0개

Hello believers of The One True Church,

We have a BETA version of the new map ready. There is still some work to be done.

I have some specific ideas in mind already. It will be much better soon.

To run the map and try it for yourself, you can visit: https://steamproxy.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1687275341

Of course, constructive feedback is welcome!

I expect to finish this within a week. The basics are all there, just needs some more tweaking.

With regards,
Stay in the light my brothers and sisters,
RUA

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