All hail berbface pootis ♥♥♥♥♥ as the leader of our new religion

THE CHURCH OF POOTISBERB is a RELIGION that believes POOTISBERB is the reincarnation of JEBUS.

THE CHURCH believes that we must WORSHIP the POOTISBERB ♥♥♥♥♥ and listen to his wisdom so that we may enrich our LIVES.

If we all WORSHIP POOTISBERB ♥♥♥♥♥ the skies will brings us infinite JOY, FORTUNE and HEALTH. The trick is merely to BELIEVE.




= | = | THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF POOTIBERB | = | =

These are the 10 commandments as shared with us by our LORD AND SAVIOR ♥♥♥♥♥ POOTISBERB:

1 - You will SHARE your birdseed with your hungry BERBS

2 - If the medic is low on HEALTH, you will FEED HIM

3 - Upon meeting a POOTISBERB, you will tell him that he looks HANDSOME

4 - As said by the LORD, BERBS will treat eachother with LOVE and RESPECT

5 - The BERBS are to be treated as ENLIGHTENED, BLESSED individuals

6 - You will listen to the WISDOM of the POOTISBERBS

7 - A POOTISBERB shall not be seen performing LOWLY DEEDS

8 - YOU WILL RESPECT THE MEDIC BERDST FRIEND AS IF IT WAS YOUR MOTHER

9 - For every POOTISBERB, there will be one MEDICBERDSFRIEND

10 - POOTISBERB is LOVE, POOTISBERB is LIFE