Actual name is Congregation of the Bowling Balls of Passionate Lovemaking and the Humongeous Lovestaff, Dedicated to Fulfilling their Prophecy of Virility, Fertility and Ultimate Sexiness.
Damn Valve and their 64-character limit.

Also, the actual acronym is CBBPLHLDFPVFUS. Damn Valve and their acronym 8-character limit.

Men who are blessed with humongeous lovestaffs or colossal bowling balls of passionate lovemaking dedicate a large amount of their free time listening to Raubtier's song Kamphund.
I mean, they're singing about alfa-males, and what are we if not the alfa-males of the earth?