We will stop at no cost to end the farqueer menace

The time has come my brogres, to speak out against the farqueer empire.
Take up arms, speak out, give your virginity to shrek. He needs it more than will ever will. Never give up and may shrek be always in your heart and other places.


"Shrek is lovek, i'd say, shrek is life." = The first Brogre