Stop the presses, we are back!!!!

"Hey folks sit down for this one, we are gonna knock your socks from your feet to the MOOOON. You better beware of DA BLUE FIGHTING TRICERATOPS. You better grab your wheelchairs and ripsticks and head out the back door. We so scary spiders run from us, So will You! You walk around in life thinking you cool, thinking you fly, well you got another thing coming buckaroo. We will wreck you so hard like you are nothing but dirty garbage water. Hey you listening to me you hooligan. You better just give up and go home and take a damn nap. Get your warm milk and your blanky and head f*&*&ing upstairs you stupid child. Why are still reading this you salty dog, Run, RUN!!!! RUN FROM THE TRICERATOPS OR YOU WILL BE TRAMPLED YOU PUNY MORON. We are going to smash all y'all in under 3 minutes flat Y'hear. Now get, go on. GO HIDE WE WILL FIND YOU"