Welcome, to the church of Bobjizz.....EADC!!

The History of the church of Bobjizz.

The Church of Bobjizz was founded by Robert "Rudigar Theodorus Lazarus Potato Liver Bobjizz" Taylor in the year 1902 originally with the intent of escaping the tax man. In 1913 Bobjizz turned the first church into a top hat factory to work with the economy failing, however a few days later went bust due to the fact Bobjizz locked the keys in his horse and couldn't get them out with his coat hanger.

After killing the horse and feeding his 403 children, many winters past and he was spotted with big foot relocating the church of bobjizz to an abandon blow up doll factory. Bobjizz recruited members and it became a vast organization featuring considerable amount of famous members, including Stalin, Hitler and in later years Leonardo Dicaprio and George Toy Boy Clooney as well as that bird from the news whose always got her cans out? yeah you know the one whose boobs make you weep tears of snow from the penis? The one you'd do horrible things to and then tell your friends? yeah her. Anywhere where was I, ah yes, and thats how Bobjizz saved Christmas and spittied the Grinch until he blew in half.

Once world war II broke out the church of bobjizz was supporting both sides. They supported the allies by putting on excessively racist puppet shows and supported the Germans by looking somewhat more feminine than any east German woman ever could manage. The issue was, sitting on the fence was looked down upon from the allies and the axis. Bobjizz was put in a compromising position by this, as he was in a bowling team with Hitler (The Fighting Fuhrers) and did not want to upset him by dismembering his alliance with him and as a result lose the big game against the Japanese at the lanes on the Friday night. So himself and the church decided it would be best, that Bobjizz race Hitler in the aqueducts in hotrods to decide who he would be allied with and who would be able to date Betty-sue and take her to the enchanted under the sea senior dance at School. They both crashed into a wall and almost died. Hitler's nut was lost in the crash. Bobjizz was saved by his tremendous Johnson that acted like a cocoon that shielded him from the impact and blast.

In the Present day Bobjizz and the Church invented the internet purely to vigorously jack off to in between wrestling each other with their shirts off and telling war stories about wars they weren't in or wars that hadn't even happened yet but could happen if enough people were massive Johnsons and pulled Johnson moves on each other and took guns to other countries and made them suck a big Johnson.




in later years bobjizz will start and end the war with the crab people by using a sex move, that will later be known as the "german slurpee" the war will last precisely 4 mins 26 seconds millions will die