For friends all around!

Recently, a friend came to me in confidence, let's just call him Goss Ruevara, stating that some personal items were stolen from his locker. Please, if you find any of the items listed below or have taken any of these, do return them. Goss needs them back desperately.

ITEMS:
3 Male Thongs; black
1 Xtra Large Astrolube Container
"Animal Farm" by George Orwell (paperback)
4 Leather Whips
2 Gagballs
23 Solid Steel Butt Plugs
46 Pictures of one "David Caballero"
1 Nigerian Wife (cannot speak English and possibly handcuffed he tells me)

Thank you so much for your time and effort. I know Goss thanks you too.