May 14th, 2014 Free of Charge


With the new border laws in place, people have began to migrate into the country of glorious Arstotzka. New immigrant Gayord Bubblebath says, "Great time, you should check out The Pink Vice" . Hopefully we will be seeing some new faces very, very soon.

The search is still on for the escaped convict from United Federation said to be (see more page 34)

May 13th, 2014 Free of Charge


Local man Jorji Costava, helps out the unemployed workers from the now closed border checkpoint by giving them some food stamps everyday. "Its the least I can do, these men kept people like me out".

In other news recent reports have shown that children being taught (see more page 11)

May 12, 2014 Free of Charge


Despite many diplomatic dissaporovals, the country of Arstotzka has officially announced that they have made peace with Kolechia and the infamous strict borders in and out of the country have been lifted due to underpopulation of the districts and a drop in the overall budget. So as a way to cut costs and increase income, Arstotzka has become much easier to enter. Although those seeking work still have to have a Workers Pass approved, all in and out traffic of Arstotzka has become unrestricted. Some diplomats are saying that this will only make things worse due to recent misunderstandings with the bordering countires such as the United Federation, and opens the potential for terrorist attacks. Local man Jorji Costava says, "This is outrage! I was told Arstotzka was best country!" (see more on page 13)