We must stop that freakin' thing !

Good morning PC soldiers. As you know, the situation is critical. Today, a new threat emerges. The apple company, having already drove many people to regrettable extremities, such as... buying an iMac, now contaminates Valve !
But fortunately, this corruption will NOT remain unpunished.
Valve sent messages with a hidden meaning... We must now, as warriors of Saxton Hale, rise once again, and KILL AS MANY MAC USERS AS WE CAN !
Usage of Saxton Hale pills and Jarate are more than encouraged.
Warriors of the world, UNITE ! Spread the good word !

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The war, day one.

11 June, 2010 - Nel | 0 Comments

So, Valve posted a video clearly inviting PC users to "help" mac users return to the hellhole they're from.
http://www.teamfortress.com/macupdate/

According to the Sniper's report, the contamination has already spreaded to the BLU Scout, Heavy, and Demoman. We are most disappointed by them, but we MUST eradicate the evil before it spreads.

Engineer is already working on something to make the little earphones explode from a distance. This still needs work though, and demoman was pissed to discover the frequency used for the emitter was the same than the one of his stickybombs.

(We're going to needs new headquarters, but that's a matter for another day.)

The soldier will unfortunately not take part in our plan, since as soon as the report was there, he grabbed his shovel and ran to the battlefield screaming. Any people who manage to get him back there will be rewarded. (Unless it's a macuser.)

Join the Reliable Entreprise of Demolition !
The point of this week will be to kill as many scouts, heavies, and demomen as possible. Even PC users. The disease can spread anytime. So, like a zombie outbreak, better safe than sorry !

Get'em boyos !

And remember, SAXTON HALE IS WITH YOU !