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Anti-Catfish Society A-C-S
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ABOUT Anti-Catfish Society

It's not a boat. It's a yacht!

Do you enjoy playing first person shooters? Yes? Cool, so do we. Do you enjoy being stealthy with a sniper rifle, hiding in bushes for the perfect opportunity to not help your team mates? Yes? Then you sir, are a catfish.

Here at the anti-catfish society, we promote helpful team play, not wookie loving, dont-look-at-me-I'm-a-bush, useless camping samsquanchery. If your not sure whether you're a catfish or not, just read our simple guide to all things nub:

- Do you like to hide in bushes because your scared of getting shot?

- Do you do an awesome Anne Frank impression, lurking in the attic?

- Do you do an awesome Osker the Grouch impression, lurking in dumpsters?

- Do you wear a ghillie suit to formal occasions?

- Do you whine at getting RPG'd in the face?

- Can I faclon pawnch you into the ceiling?

- Do you see the world through the tunnel vision of a sniper scope?

- Has World of Warcraft even been installed on your computer, on the computer of anyone you know, or on any computer within a 500m radius of you?

- Have you ever been to the cantina on Mos Eisley?

- Do you pay for chicken sandwiches and waffle fries?

- Are you on first-name terms with the barrista in you local Starbucks?

- Do you wear sunglasses indoors?

- Have you ever uttered the words 'Justin' or 'Beiber' in anything but a derogatory way?

- Do you see peoples names floating above their heads in real life?

- Do you urinate in your own garden?

- Is your name Maddog?

If you answered yes to any of these, then you are a catfish. But don't worry! We are here to help! See our head of Human Resources, Marc the Conger Eel, to apply for your membership card today, and be transformed from a lowly, bottom-feeding catfish into a pro noob, who occasionally takes 5 minutes break from pruning his camo to help out his team mates!

Kind regards,

Your Mate Sw!fty (Regional Head)
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NebelRebell | Max 20 Jul, 2015 @ 9:40am 
Hello Friends,

watch Ark: Survival Evolved its amazing. If you want to see it live i can twitch - we ve a own server ;)

greets max
Sw!fty 19 Sep, 2011 @ 6:32am 
The likes of which will never be witnessed again.
Marc 18 Sep, 2011 @ 3:13pm 
That was a glorious week!
Sw!fty 12 Sep, 2011 @ 4:08am 
Don't feel special coffee, even marc was player of the week once
coffeemug 8 Sep, 2011 @ 7:56am 
im player of the week! id like to thank my mum, my dad and to all those who voted for me to win the prestigious award! feelsgoodman.jpg
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