Welcome TO ANGOLA

This is the group of the Angolans, I hope you enjoy your stay here! (You have no choice) If I deem you worthy of Angolan citizenship I will invite you here. Your day will include:
6:30-7:00: Delicious Angolan Breakfast( Warm or cold mush)
7:03-9:00: Arts and Crafts (Making Ammunition and weapons)
9:04- 12:00: Geology (Mining for gold and other minerals)
12:05-12:30: Lunch made perfectly ( unedible grule)
12:35-12:40: School Time
12:42- 5:00: More Geology ( More hours in the mines)
5:05-7:00 :Giving Praise to the great leader ( Praise me or die)
7:05-7:40: Delicious Dinner ( 1 Piece of bread and more grule)
7:45-6:30 : A nice relaxing sleep time ( Shut up and shut your eyes)

Welcome to Angola the happiest place on earth!