Trump didn't do 7/11, 7/11 did Trump

PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT 7/11 WAS A PART TIME JOB

Reasons why 7/11 was in fact a part time job:

1. Dank memes can't melt steel beams

2. The average minimum wage in America is 7.25 USD per hour

3. The average 7/11 worker makes minimum wage

4. Trump had known about the 7/11 attacks weeks before they occured

5. Trump assisted with the 7/11 bombings

6. Steel beams melt at about 2500*F

7. The temperature of the dank memes only reached about 1800*F

8. Dank meme 93 could never be found

9. There was no evidence of anything laft of the Memer 757

10. Trump admitted that he had sexual relations with a 7/11 worker whom he left shortly after

7/11 DID TRUMP, AND WAS A PART TIME JOB