Minecraft 1.9 is coming "soon" - who knows?* Who cares?** Who can say?* There's a server you might know about though that'll be updating to it fairly soon after the release though:

cheeseburgervacation.com

Apply for a whitelist today and by this time tomorrow you too can be wallowing in filth and wondering why everyone is always so quiet in chat.

Now, as for something more important:

Someone do something productive with this group so I can feel like I'm part of a community instead of a tumor kthxbai <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox killme.jpeg



*Search engines & hukt0n
**Nobody

I have a coupon for 75% off on 'Tembo The Badass Elephant'. If that's your sort of thing, hit me up and I'll consider sending it your way.

Cheers,
Shatner

Hi

Do you want to punch a god in the face? Do you like pottery? Then Apotheon may be the game for you! But it probably isn't since Steam gave me a coupon for this game. 50% off for a total price of $7.50 or there abouts. If you feel like wasting money on what is likely to be a terrible game, just ask for the coupon. Really, I don't want this game or even this coupon. It's not cursed or anything, I swear.

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