Pray thy soul, for the holy church is the true power and if you refuse, our slave you shall be. Out of your miseary Our profit shall rise and Out of your sadness Our happiness shall form.

Only members of the True Cross can join.
- Pray for thy soul and pay for your church.
- Pray for god and knowledge you shall receive.
- Pray for else and doomed you shall be.
- Yearn for god and the knowledge that you deserve and dare to long for the knowledge that you may encounter.
- True ideology: Capitalism
- Watch Vsauce, Michael here.