lettuce be friends

How many % of cabbage is left now.

Sometimes i sit up at night as i wank, and I think to myself why is my kind so hated? I mean all we do is watch anime and wank to some of them. Then I realized. It's those Boku No Pico ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ruin it for all of us. Them impudent pigs with their mainstream hentai and dog toy sex they're a disgrace to all of us. "I AM A CASUAL ANIME WATCHER!" I screamed with pride. "I AM NOT A BOKU NO PICO ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" I screamed again. Intent on telling the internet of what i've learned I attempted to get out of bed and post it online, but as I tried to stand a weeaboo hunter named Weeaboo Jones pinned me to the ground saying, "Shh you will tell no one Freelancer." Ive been silenced I realized falling back onto my bed from the stab wound inflicted upon me. I reached up gasping for one last breath as I hugged my Neptune hugging pillow that was now stained with blood, and then just.....died.

Half Cabbage half eaten by a turtle, GO 50% CABBAGE!!