CS:GO Real Ranks

Silver 1 - No Luck just Skill 1 Shot No Kill
Silver 2 - Dot without Sound
Silver 3 - Bot
Silver IV - No Mouse
Silver Elite - Just installed
Silver Elite Master - Unskilled Forever
Gold Nova 1 - Big Noob
Gold Nova 2 - Noob
Gold Nova 3 - Average
Gold Nova Master - I want the AK so damn hard
Master Guardian 1 - Wow! Better than Average
Master Guardian 2 - Wannabe
Master Guardian Elite - Not Bad!
Distinguished Master Guardian - Master of Disaster
Legendary Eagle - Wallhack activated
Legendary Eagle Master - U Rock! (damn nerd)
Superme Master First Class - time to quit your job - go PRO
The Global Elite - BOOM HEADSHOT