I wanted to buy myself the game Fallout 76, looked at the price and thought maybe there's something better. Came across the game Fapout 69. The game is cheaper, the content is much more interesting. So why pay more?

When your girl is as dry as a post-apocalyptic wasteland Just spend more time on her inner thighs. I like it.

Now, about this game. If you’re here expecting “Fallout but with tits,” this isn’t it. Walk away. It’s a trap.
It’s a boring, painfully slow brothel sim with zero sense of progression. There's no real plot the text feels AI-generated and utterly soulless. The character models look tasty from certain angles, but they're nothing special for this genre. Just another lazy copy-paste of the devs’ old ideas. Don’t waste your time or money.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to look in the mirror and ask himself how exactly he got to that place.
You have to truly reflect on the decisions you have made along the path that led you to the place of your final reckoning.

It's still not clear, even to me, why I bought this game.
There's nothing wrong with it, with those nudity scenes it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize how damaged I and the rest of humanity are.

What prompted me to buy a game like this? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the infinite depths of my own loneliness, I see a pool of reflection. My face is not there, there is no face. There are only tears in that puddle, tears of shame, loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again, I know I would buy it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip the countless window prompts so I could get a single bite of the pornographic images that are available online.
However, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I chose to purchase this game and dedicate hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and like time I fear never to find it again.

There is something broken inside me, something that desires sensations beyond my reach, something that moans every night knowing that there is no real princess, it is simply an illusion.
In my quest to find meaning in this long life, I searched for the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop-up window on my computer.

I'm not sure what the moral of this review is, I'm not sure of my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the big rot that has plagued me
I really need money for treatment...