Become familiar with the user manual before attempting to operate this equipment.

Preparation

1) Reminder to add RIFT STABILISER to inventory.

2) The RIFT STABILISER can be located on the bus.

3) Second reminder to add RIFT STABILISER to inventory.

Operation

1) Deploy RIFT STABILISER at a nearby rift.

2) Enter and exit rift at your own peril.

BLACKMOORE INDUSTRIES

CLASSIFIED REPORT - AUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY

SITE BROADHAVEN

SUBJECT: REQUESTED RIFT INVESTIGATIONS

1. INVESTIGATION OF RIFT ACCELERATION

(a) CO of Site B has conducted further investigations into the reported acceleration of RIFT 12A, B & C. CO has concluded that there is sufficient evidence to support an increase in the manifestation of aforementioned RIFTS.

(b) Awaiting investigation reports for remaining sites. Early evidence indicates that all sites are experiencing similar increases.[c] [/c]

2. REVISION OF RIFT STABLISER MK 17

Recent results on conducted experiments of the RIFT STABALISER MK 17 have proven unsatisfactory. Revisions for improvement are being drafted with the intention to increase the TIR period by the assured 21%.

3. RESULTS FOR PPE INQUEST

An inquest was conducted following MISSION ARAWN 13 after concerns that standard PPE was not sufficient for recommended TIR periods. The inquest concluded that standard PPE meets safety requirements, but caution is still advised for TIR periods exceeding company recommendations.

4. WE LOST A ROBOT 

A prototype Rift Robot Researcher has appeared to have gone AWOL. Reports detail that the RRR in question developed rebellious ideals after being denied access to the drink’s cabinet. Witnesses confirm that the RRR threatened desertion after handlers refused to let it mix a whiskey sour.  

Handlers would like to state for the record that the RRR was not programmed to enjoy a whiskey sour.  

5. WE'VE LOST TWO ROBOTS 

In addition, Robot Bouncer #4 has taken upon itself to locate previously mentioned AWOL Rift Robot Researcher. After reviewing security footage, RB #4 used its site level security clearance to simply walk out of the door.   

Handlers would like to submit a request that all other Robot Bouncers have their site level security clearance revoked until further notice.