The simplicity of this game is very minimalist and it makes me ♥♥♥♥ tbh it gives me life in the simplest of ways

This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore

Okay do I even have to write a review for this everyone's titty is out it's casually transphobic and sex and gender are not the same thing???

Pixels in this game easily beat the stuffing out of all and every indie game on the market. It makes fnaf look like a game for kids. Highly recommend.

Really damn racist. It should awaken the westboro baptist person inside of you. I've been living in a garbage can for the past 10 weeks send help

This really lightened up my mood. My trailer blew away in a freak hailstorm, my cosco card got rejected and I had a breakdown in the middle of staples

Honestly this game speaks for it's self. A picture is worth a thousand words, you know what they say. David Schuimmer for president 2k15 - Steven Barack

Dirty grimy hipsters with bears growing single celled organisms will ♥♥♥ over this game. ESRB says: Perfect game for the whole family.

Good and gettin better. I left my wife for this game and I savour it's loving embrace. Viva la revolution bush did 911

100% dank meme material. Perfect game to have a banter with the lads over. Brought life back into my life.