Despite the title's urgent warning, H2o has failed to hide from us as we are still consuming it to this day.

the title is completely seperate to what N.E.R.O really stands for; Not Enough Red Octopi. This is 100% true, the game panders only to squids.

Despite there being only one piece, 3 entire pirate warriors are staking their claim for it. 3/10 not enough room on the piece for 3 pirate warriors.

Tastes almost nothing like orange juice and doesn't even come out of the carton, 1/10 it's probably apple juice in disguise.

This is an indisputable fact, the sky is really big. 10/10

Highly unbelievable as the state of Poker 3 has remained a fundamentalist state for several millenia now and employs no governors.

The Fairy Fencer was so powerful, it slayed the writer of the title before they could finish typing the word F

Everybody knows that the internet wasn't invented in knight times, therefore it should be called Knight Offline.

Very misleading, as the bridge is still a bridge and not, as the title would have you believe, an ex-bridge.

Hardly a game as almost immediately, the Cyber Team Manager takes control and does all the managing for you.