«Learn what it truly means to be both sad and French. »

«There was a cutscene in this game where the main character just didn't talk but everyone was acting like he said something. So I had to watch the scene again on Youtube. Thanks, Randy. »

«I reviewed this game before. I tricked you. You were deceived. »

«See that building? You can climb it »

«Going in all sneaky beaky like »

«Really struggling to stop me from reviewing this one specifically, aren't you, Activision? »