I fell down a hole, found a goat, some dead bodies, got attacked by a fish and a ♥♥♥♥ scientist's calculator, before making a flower cry. 55/56, goaty.

Most saturday nights I get drunk, watch The Matrix, & cry myself to sleep. I once sucked off an asian guy because I thought he was John Woo. Fun, 54/56

Planetside 2 is a game where your actions matter little, as 500 men will all be doing the same thing as you. Much like having sex with your mom. 45/56.

You can kamikaze into enemies with your Japanese planes and bomb civilian houses as Americans. Very realistic war simulator. 37/56 too many planes.

It's like Skyrim without guns. 51/56.

Very realistic game, highly satisfiying guns with a real kick. The next best thing from moving to syria and doing it for real, though repetitive. 48/56

In a similar vein to inserting things into your anus, you start off not knowing anything and scared, though it becomes fun after a while. I give 48/56.

The sad tale of a Canadian man attempting to rebuild civilization one farm at a time, whilst being hunted at every turn. Baby's first DayZ. 41/56

A truly classic survival game, it inspired me to move to Slovakia and murder hikers in Lesny Park. I'd give it a 40/56 due to the high price.

A fun game with smooth gunplay, and a nice twist on the 'capture the flag' gametype. The community is great, the 3 people who still play were very kind.