I love the art. Hot and sexy Gods. The music is something else entirely. Had sex with it playing in the background. Best orgasm of my life! You fight monsters. Maybe your father was the real monster.

Great game. The story and game mechanics made this game a truly great masterpiece. It almost makes you want to keep the filthy British people alive. I starved them and worked them to death.

Was fun before it got too grindy. It's way too easy to get sold into slavery in this game. Still had fun. Reminds me of an isolated rest stop on the side of the interstate. Beautiful citrus scent.

This is a good one. I would grind the deathwish contracts on the bus ride back in middle school. Very enjoyable. Memorable and unforgettable. Top note of cherry wood and bottom note of cinnamon.

Aw Hell Nah! Bro tried to get me to play, He was strokin it in the call. Top note of Unemployment, Bottom note of ♥♥♥♥ from some dude's ass.

I ain't gon lie vro. I jorked my shii. Straight Jaking it. Flicker gooinin' mah vein ahh dih. Top note of raspberry, bottom note of Worn Brass

This is one I have partaken in many a time. Very enjoyable. Some of the instances do tend to drag on for a while. Top note of Cherry and Hickory, bottom note of Pine

I haven't tried this one, but I've heard some things. It is to my understanding that you play as one "John Helldiver" and bring "Democracy" and "Liberty" to other planets. Very nice.

A very fine piece of software. Very enjoyable. Goes down smooth with an earthy top note and a citrus and vanilla bottom note.