People in my Discord DMs keep telling me to play this mobile game port, and that really ticked me off. Haven't played the game so this technically isn't a fair review but idc, those spammers annoy me.

Very very solid platformer. Everything has been tuned to ultra perfection, with a cool story, good level design, great art, and a bumpin' soundtrack! The collectibles are kinda annoying to find tho.

GEOMETRY DASH! BWOMP, BWOMP BWOMP. THIS IS TIME MACHINE!

Pretty decent. Very simplistic (at least mostly) and you're just platforming around doing puzzles with a friend. Never played the originals, so that's probably why I wasn't that invested.

I haven't actually tried the og Centipede before but this was a lot of fun! The psychadelic aesthetic is nice, the gameplay is fun, and there's a lot more modes and options to change up the game!

This is so weird. It seems like an ok platformer, even though it's very Mario-esque despite not being that series, but the whole thing felt so soulless to play, and I just wasn't having fun. Yeah, no.

What can you say about this life? No seriously, I got nothing to say.

This might be fun to some people but not me. A very strange puzzle game, with classical music for some reason?? After I ended up retrying the same puzzle many times I got sick of it and stopped. Meh.

Fun survival game ala Vampire Survivors but it's a twin stick as well. The graphics, although simple, are still nice and it's a lot of fun going through each run. May we one day reach half an hour.

WOAH DAVE! I really like this game. A Mario Bros style arcade game but you throw around objects to kill all the aliens and it's really addicting. The music also slaps. DELUXE!