You know you need it.

Sam does crack and wakes up in Egypt with a sledge and a raging hard-on for alien ♥♥♥♥. The rest is self-explanatory.

It made me happy. Then it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.

Feed it money and allow the story to despense on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotdog. Stir for extra calculus, beware bean-dog, DOOO NOT FEED!!!!

Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.

It was a golden pony. I became the new prophet and enveloped the world in my benevolent shroud of mysticism.

RETURN TO ME THE TIME YOU HAVE STOLEN! I'VE BEEN CHEATED!

Assassin's Creed took this too.

You: "This is my house!" Random Guy: "♥♥♥♥ your house."

Caused seeing orbs to make ♥♥♥♥ into dumb-gland. Plz take down.