"This is more than meets the eye - you, like Bilbo, going on an adventure!"

"It's bright, charming and delightful. Unfortunately, if you older than 10, it's boring, unchallenging and tedious. Meanwhile, it's still a good choice if you're going to play it with your kids."

"That's your rare opportunity to become a greedy, harpy, sneaky bastard - don't miss it!"

"Darkness is my cover, deadly skills is my power, silence is my friend, my enemies will pay the price in blood."

"Weren't you the one who said the last canned soup a sweet "Goodbye!"? Did you think I'd not notice? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"

"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane..."

"May the Logic be with you my young padawan."

"- Welcome to Weapazon, how can I help you? - I need 4 turrets, 2 missile launchers, energetic shield, a couple of thrusters and power generator. - Expecting hard day at work? - You have no idea..."

"This game, regardless of the season, puts you in holiday mood in a heartbeat: coming spring, Easter, summer break, early autumn, Halloween, Christmas - launch it and feel the spirit."