Global Gameplay Stats

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 18
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68.7%

Mic Drop

Win your first argument.
61.9%

I Know Insults!

Play the basic tutorial.
32.4%

Learn The Meaning of Life

Complete the Insulting Tournament.
27.3%

It's Getting Crowded

Unlock two additional characters.
22.1%

M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT

Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
8.2%

The B Word

Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
8.1%

Don't Tell a Soul

Unlock a secret character.
5.3%

Classic

Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
2.6%

What Are You Doing in England?

Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
2.3%

It Gets Boring After An Hour

Play more than 100 duels.
2.2%

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
2.1%

Sparking Controversy

Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
1.4%

It's Elementary

Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
1.4%

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
1.4%

No, You Are

Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
1.3%

Family Matters

Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
1.0%

Say No More

Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
1.0%

The Number of The Beast

Mention Satan 66 times.