Bitardia

The Right Way

Pick Anon Mask

Modern Hero

Kill Cancer on the first mission

Builder

Take the builder quest

Point of no return

Pick Cancer Mask

The Shawshank redemption

Break out of prison

Straight outta Bitardia

Get to jail after showing the video

I love it!

You have finished the note-finding mission

Guard

Take the guard quest

Recruitment

Agree to work on Abu

I am a legal alien

Kill cancer on the first mission

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Get arrested for spoiling the stand

Good times, huh?

Served a term in prison

Generation ABU

Kill anons on the first mission

Forbidden love

Finish the "QT 3.14" quest

Liberator

Rescue the hostage

An exploding sucess

Explode the building

Jon Snow

Finish the "Winter is coming" quest

Victim of the regime

To die, refusing to work on the Abu

Loser

Cancel the note-finding mission

I hate these people

Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest

Sharper

Beat anon in cards

Professional

More than 100 killed on arena

PROFIT!!!

Get some cash on arena

You're no /b/rother to me

Kill anons on the first mission

Direct hit

Get to jail after entering the police station

Spooky Scary /B/itards

Finish a halloween-quests

Royale With Cheese

Return anon's debt

Lookie, who we have here!

Finish the "Fifth Column" quest

Let's Be Real

Take care of the hospital

Nothing to Lose

Take care of the bank

Shut Up And Take My Money!

Buy a pillow for anon

Solid Snake

Get to jail while taking the camera

Caravan robba

Rob the caravan

Wheel of Fortune

Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest

Speechmeister

Get to jail after talking to police

Paranoia

Finish the "Missing part" quest

Happy New Year!

Follow the Beige Box

Agree to work for resistance

The End of Bitardia

Get the main ending

Brave New World

Get an alternate ending