Global Gameplay Stats

Coffee Break

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 17
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93.1%

Wrong Button

Make the Earth explode for the first time
74.7%

Steam's Wall of Shame (c)

Obtaining this achievement is a worst disgrace than a VAC ban
59.7%

Damn you, Bill!

59.6%

BADASS BOWLING 64

51.0%

Wrong Passcode

Notes are there for a reason: read better the instructions next time
43.3%

SPACE JACKPOT

33.9%

Nerd

Read all the notes inside the spaceship
33.9%

Coffee Break

Make a sweet coffee and save your only daughter from her destiny
32.5%

Nausea

Spin the chair 12 times consecutively
32.3%

You did it!

Open the lockbox
29.2%

Deutschland

Change the radio frequency to the Zeke's station and turn the volume to max
24.9%

Brown Atlantis

Fill the universe with shit-tasting water
23.3%

Treasure is Friendship

21.8%

Steam Rush

You should've not put water in there
18.4%

Doom Bringer

Mess with humanity until you discover all the bad endings
13.2%

Late to Work

Prepare a sweetened coffee within 23 seconds
11.6%

Platinum Blend

Collect all the other achievements (Do you seriously have nothing better to do?)