Global Gameplay Stats

Vampire Therapist

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 34
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
94.9%

First Blood

Found your first cognitive distortion.
85.6%

Dark Pupil

Learned about cognitive distortions.
80.3%

Confident Cowboy

Got five distortions correct in a row.
71.3%

Holstered up

Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
68.6%

Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo

Drank fresh blood for the first time.
65.6%

First Blood Part II

Completed your first client session.
58.3%

Nice Shootin'

Got ten distortions correct in a row.
33.5%

Lurid Detail

Survived Lord Luridus's session.
31.5%

Flawless Victory

Had a flawless client session.
20.5%

Master of the Mind

Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
20.4%

Theatre Buff

19.4%

Distortionception

Found a distortion within a distortion.
18.9%

Concentrating Compadre

Kept perfect focus during meditation.
16.0%

Distortion Master

Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
15.3%

Harmonious Healing

Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
14.8%

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

Gave Isabella something to smile about.
14.5%

Stanislavski's Bane

Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
13.9%

Data Driven

Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
13.6%

A Vampire of Taste

Showed your quality — of the very highest.
13.3%

Diligent Desperado

Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
12.7%

Into the Moonrise

Completed the game.
12.7%

Historical Preservation

Saved an ancient vampire.
9.9%

Ashcroft's Enemy

Suggested some tasteful nudity.
6.3%

There Ought to Be Clowns

Defended a clown who didn't need help.
4.3%

True Believer

Had faith in modern political systems.
3.0%

Mean Hombre

Ruined someone's night.
2.7%

Two to Tango

Complete your first couples therapy session.
2.2%

Vive la France

Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
2.1%

Carry On My Wayward Son

Rescue a discontented child.
2.0%

Gimme That Old Time Religion

Help a client find a new path.
1.9%

Mortal Temptations

Take a chance on love.
1.8%

Shot in the Dark

Misidentify a malcontent.
1.6%

Bachanalia

Showed deep interest in musical theory.
1.3%

Slow Learner