Global Gameplay Stats

Minimum Wage

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 22
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82.2%

Naughty!

Cameras caught you being naughty
72.6%

Zits

You gave the pope a dirty magazine
67.6%

Galactic Guardian

You uncovered an alien plot
64.6%

Oh, Holy Night Shift

You said your prayers for the President
63.4%

Freddy Mopper

You woke up the President
61.8%

Look What You Made Me Do

You made the first lady leave her husband
61.2%

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It

You made cows fart even more into the atmosphere
60.7%

Skimming Profits

You exposed the President's tax haven
60.5%

Space Cadet

You boosted Devon Chusk's ego
58.9%

General Grant

You brought down the Confederacy
58.6%

Are You Not Entertained?!

You chose the gladiator diet
58.3%

Not So Cuddly

You made a world leader angry with a stuffed animal
58.1%

New Tenant

You put a new President in the White House
57.6%

I'd Be The Man

You watched the first lady lead the country
57.6%

I Do Believe In Fairies

You encouraged healthy habits
57.3%

Take The Money and Run

You helped the President bribe IRS auditors
56.0%

Woof!

Busted by the K9 unit
55.6%

Star Player

You helped the President get some exercise
55.1%

Don't Drink And Drive

You didn't collect helicopter keys before your party
55.1%

Captain Hook'ed On Sugar

You turned the President's daughter into a blueberry
55.0%

Home Sweet Home

You got the President re-elected
53.4%

Worst Clown Ever

You popped a little girl's balloon!