Global Gameplay Stats

Death and Taxes

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 60
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97.3%

Lemons

75.9%

Make It Rain

Get a raise
66.6%

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
60.3%

This Is Fine

60.1%

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
56.2%

Benefactor

50.8%

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
45.5%

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
45.2%

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
40.1%

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
33.4%

The Sacrifice

33.4%

I'll Be Back

31.1%

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
31.1%

War Changes

28.0%

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
27.1%

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
24.0%

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
23.0%

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
21.6%

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
21.1%

Global Warming

20.4%

Plague Doctor

20.2%

Goodest Ending

19.9%

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
19.1%

Ouroboros

18.2%

Back To The Roots

18.1%

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
17.9%

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
17.1%

Insubordinate

17.0%

Utopia

15.7%

Treehugger

15.5%

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
14.7%

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
13.1%

Long Live The King

12.5%

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
11.7%

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
11.5%

Much Love

10.8%

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
10.5%

Yot

Press the Discord button
10.0%

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
9.5%

Cure Cancer

8.0%

Stonks

7.8%

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.8%

Total War

7.2%

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
6.4%

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
5.6%

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.5%

Armageddon

5.4%

Fate's Pet

4.8%

Development Hell

3.8%

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
3.6%

The Great Dying

3.2%

Darwin Award

1.9%

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times
1.6%

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.4%

EGG

1.4%

Infinitarium

Get all endings
1.0%

Rulebender

0.9%

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits
0.8%

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
0.7%

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories