• As the achievement says, you need to click on "Earn Money" button.
• Autoclicker software is optional, but highly recommended.





• Beat the game once.





• Beat the game twice.





• Beat the game ten times.





There's currently a glitch that allows you to beat the game really fast:

Click on Earn Money button once
Hit Tab once
Then hit Enter

This will end the game inmediately giving you progress on all those achievements.
(Credits to Doctor Flippers PhD.)

In order to increase your download speed, you need to donate money using "Give us your money" button in Shindows shop, you'll need to donate about 1.5m to get the last achievement.



After you've spent the money, you have to click on Earn Money again for the achievements to trigger. They need to be done in a single run. (Thanks to MisterXYZ.)





• Beat the game in less than 10 minutes.

I highly recommend using an autoclicker for this one, start getting enough money (about 2100) to get all upgrades and make sure to complete the quiz in console for an extra speed bump, then autoclick for another few minutes until you get more than 10k cash, and spend all the extra over it on more download speed (Give us your money button), keep spending it until you finish the game.
(You can also use the glitch mentioned in Progression Achievements section.)

Buy the "Console Shindow" upgrade on Shindows shop and answer every question correctly.

• The fouteenth letter of the alphabet = n
  
• How many fingers your left onion has = 0
  
• Are you a humnan = no
  
• A+b = ab
  
• How many questions you have already answered = 4
  
• |3-x|=2x = 1
  
• How many letters in this sentence = 28
  
• Do you like this game? = no
  
• Are you seriously = yes
• What is my name? = Ruslan

Make sure to type the answer at the botton and not where "Correct; Wrong" appears.








This must be done in the pong like minigame.
You get 1 point every 7 seconds or so, so it'll take about 700 seconds to get 100 (11-12 minutes).
(Tanks to ShadowPulse)






• Buy the "Web Explorer" upgrade and leave it open for a while.
• A Pepe emoji should show up after 10 minutes. Click on it.
• I recommend working on high score achievement while waiting for this.





• Get 1 million dollars.
• Should come naturally if you're working on download speeds.





• Click on the "Cake Eater" logo when the game is loading.





• Just click as fast as you can.
• You can also hit "Tab" once, then hold "Enter" for a few seconds.





• Click on Earn Money or press Tab + hold Enter until you have $300.
• Go to Shindows Shop and buy Browser Upgrade.
• Double-click the Web Explorer icon on the game desktop.
• Lastly, click on the 7 in the upper left corner of the newly opened window.