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How to drink water
By UU UUU UUU
This is a step-by-step tutorial on how to drink water quick & efficiently (same thing but still).

You will need to have the following:

· Working digestive system
· The capability to read and understand English (this guide)
· The ability to perfectly measure the amount of fluids you can handle in your mouth before drowning yourself
· An unability to comment in the comments that this is a ripoff of this guide

   
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Overview
Around 10 people die everyday from not drinking enough water, (source), so therefore I think this is a very necessary guide with valuable information for everyones well being. It's a very easy process too!

Let me show you..
Step 1: Acquiring water
This step might be the hardest one if you live in a poor, warm/desert area but most of us dont. Simply go to a crane, waterpump, well in the middle of the woods, lake outside grandmas house or store and get water.

Make sure you're not out in the Dead Sea or any sea at all as it contains high levels of League players and therefore could be dangerous with too much consumption of it. I recommend bringing a map and compass so you know you're not out in the sea getting water.
Step 2: The drinking process
Drinking is very easy once you get the hang of it. Just make sure like I wrote before that you are able to count how much water that can fit in your mouth before you start to suffocate and die.

1. Hold water in hand of your own choice
2. Place the glass, plastic bottle or bucket inbetween your lips
3. Slowly move the water contamination upside-down while still keeping it inbetween lips
4. Swallow water as soon as it hits the back of your mouth until there is no more water
Aftermath
If you are new to this you might spill water on your crotch and it will look like you peed your pants. If this happens I recommend not going outside until it's completely dried up, you might get a lot of funny looks otherwise!

Feel free to repeat the process and visit the bathroom once or twice every hour so that you dont explode your stomach.
44 Comments
zimorodok 9 Jan, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
I will not stand for this blatant theft, you're days are numbered dog man.
Warlxrd 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:02am 
the fuck is water i only drink BLEACH
ItzDannio25 3 Jan, 2018 @ 6:03am 
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Maus 4 Dec, 2017 @ 7:10pm 
the fuck is water
Swag Haz 8 Aug, 2017 @ 4:35am 
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UU UUU UUU  [author] 8 Aug, 2017 @ 4:18am 
fite me
Swag Haz 7 Aug, 2017 @ 10:11am 
wheatley yea its is
Todd Howard 7 Aug, 2017 @ 2:37am 
Raggedbones 7 Aug, 2017 @ 12:27am 
instructions unclear got my mouth stuck with a bottle and the water comed out the other way
Ivan 6 Aug, 2017 @ 4:53pm 
Instructions Unclear, i got brain cancer and i have the bottle up my ass.