Sledge removed his gas mask, sweat pouring down his face.
'Ay ooch, what a HARD battle.' Sledge stripped down to his underpants. Randy 'Deathclaw' Trevor (OC) walked in.
'Wow, Sledge, that was a hard battle'
'Yes'
Deathclaw left. Sledge remembered his family back home. Glancing at the flag draped across one side of his room, he saluted it.
'Damn. I miss them. God save the queen. God save the Falklands.'
Sledge loved the United Kingdom. It was his home.

Twitch walked in.
'Bonjour,' she said.
'Hello frog,' Sledge replied. 'That was a hard battle.'
'Oui,' she replied.
'Let's make passionate love'
'Oui', she replied.
Twitch pulled off her mask, to reveal a sexier mask underneath.
'Damn, that's hot as heck.'

-Three days of passionate love later-

'I love you Twitch,' Sledge said
'Oui,' Twitch said

TO BE CONTINUED...........

Blackbeard and IQ lay on a picnic blanket in the park. IQ was wearing a sexy summer dress and Blackbeard wore a cool as heck pair of sunglasses.
'This is a nice picnic,' said IQ as she gazed over at Blackbeard's sexy beard.
'Heck yeah, it's a darn flippin' awesome picnic,' Blackbeard replied. Blackbeard flexed his muscles, making them bulge through his shirt and pants.
'Wow, that's hot', said IQ. IQ began to butter some bread sexily.
'Babe, I'm going to butter you like a piece of bread, babe,' said Blackbeard. 'I may need a buff on the battlefield but I don't need a buff when it comes to buttering your bread, babe.
'You speak so good and sexy and you are also really sexy, Blackbeard. You make me hotter than something hot,' IQ said.

There was a loud crash! White masks were invading the park!!!!!! Blackbeard grabbed his gun from his cargo pant pocket and IQ snatched her frags from the picnic basket!
'Stay behind me!,' said Blackbeard!
'Copy that, I'll watch your six! Over and out! Roger dodger!' said IQ.
Bullets were flying everywhere. Blackbeard was shooting the baddies to death! And IQ was fragging the foes till they was died!!
'Darn, heck yeah!!! Navy SEALS rule!' Blackbeard said as he was being a badass. They kept killing em all till they were dead. Then the enemies were dead!

Covered in the blood of their enemies and their own sweat, Blackbeard and IQ looked at eachother.
'I love you, IQ'
'I love you too, Craig'
They stripped down to their underpants and then they kissed and then they got married the next day.

THE END............... OR IS IT???

Fuze sat on a chair in his bedroom. He was sad.
'Darn, I wish I had a girlfriend so she could hug me,' he said. 'I just want a girlfriend to cuddle.' Glaz ran into the room.
'Comrade, we have a new mission! We have to save a hostage!' he said
'Ok,' said Fuze.

Kafe Dostoyevsky... 2300 hour

Fuze was rappelled up the side of the building with Glaz, Thatcher, Thermite and Sledge.
'Twitch is so sexy, I can't wait to get back to her,' said Sledge. 'Guess what? She's pregnant, we're expecting!' he said. Everyone clapped. Fuze was sad, he wanted a girlfriend. Then suddenly, a White Mask jumped out a window below them!
'Darn, watch out!' said Thermite. But it was too late. The White Mask had open-fired. Sledge had been shot through the heart. Sledge went limp and fell to the ground. Glaz shot the White Mask in the head and the White Mask became dead. Thermite rappelled down to Sledge.
'Go on without me,' said Sledge. 'Tell Twitch I love her forever.'
'Ok,' said Thermite, holding Sledge in his arms. 'We will avenge you!'
'Thank you,' said Sledge.
'You're welcome' said Thermite. Sledge died.
'Oorah!' said everyone. 'Let's avenge Sledge!'
'Fuze, you know what to do!' said Thermite. Fuze knew what to do. Placing a cluster charge on the window, Fuze pressed the detonator. The cluster charge detonated, sending the explosive hockey pucks into the hostage room. The building shook due to the explosions! The operators did a synchronised four man tactical window entry! All the White Masks were dead!
'Fuze, you're a hero!' said Thatcher.
'Fuze, you're the greatest!' said Glaz.
'Fuze, you're awesome!' said Thermite.
The hostage lay on the ground, untouched by the cluster charge.
'Just as planned,' said Fuze.
'You're my hero!' said the hostage!
'No problem, babe,' said Fuze.
'Will you date me?' said the hostage.
'Heck yeah, babe,' said Fuze.

10 minutes later, back in Fuze's bedroom Fuze lay in bed, naked apart from his underpants. The hostage lay next to him, also naked apart from her underpants. They both lay there sweaty. That was the best cuddle Fuze had ever had.
'Darn, babe. That was the best cuddle I've ever had.'
'There's more where that came from, baby,' said the hostage.
'I'm glad we are girlfriend and boyfriend now,' said Fuze.
'Me too,' said the hostage.
'I love you, babe,' said Fuze.
'I love you too,' said the hostage. Fuze and the hostage cuddled again. He was not sad anymore.

Moral of the story: Fuze is the best operator for hostage rescue.

TO BE CONTINUED......

COMMENT F TO PAY RESPECTS FOR SLEDGE...... HE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.............. REST IN PEACE SLEDGE.......

It was a cold, rainy day at the graveyard. The pastor read aloud his final words as Sledge's coffin was lowered into the grave. Ash comforted Twitch as she cried. Everyone wore black. It was a sad day.
'He will be remembered,' said the pastor
'Amen,' said everyone
'He will not be forgotten,' said the pastor
'Amen,' said everyone
'Rest in peace, may you watch over us from heaven,' said the pastor
'Amen,' said everyone
Montagne stood next to IQ, Bandit and Jaeger. Bandit seemed annoyed.
'Vontagne, vave vou veen Blitz?' asked Bandit
'Non,' said Montagne
'Ve visn't vere, van vou vo vind vim?' asked Bandit
'Oui,' said Montagne
'Gracias,' said Bandit

Montagne looked around the graveyard for Blitz but he couldn't find Blitz.
'Blitz, where are le tu?' said Montagne. Montagne needed to go do a number one so he walked over to the men's bathroom inside the church. From within, he heard a noise.
'Who le is it?' asked Montagne
'Vah, vit vis ve, mon freud!' said the voice. It was Blitz.
'Ah, bonjour Blitz!' Montagne said as he entered the bathroom
'Guten tag!' Blitz said. Blitz was at one of the urinals facing away from Montagne. Montagne walked over to the urinal next to Blitz and unzipped his pants to release his negative energy fluids. While he was doing this deed, Montagne noticed Blitz did not seem to be doing the same thing as him!
'Blitz, what are tu le doing?' said Montagne
'Vi vam vust veleasing vi vegative venergies, mon freud!'
'But that is not le urinating! Should tu be le doing that?'
'Vi vust, vi vam voo vattracted vo vhe ven vere! Vi veed vo vet vout vi vesires!
'The le men! Blitz, are you le gay?!'
'Ja!'
'But that is against le god, that is le sinful! Tu will not go to le heaven!'
'Vi vo vot vare! Vi vove ven! Vet ve vhow vou vhat vi vean!' said Blitz. Montagne was shocked, who else knew Blitz was gay? Had Blitz entrusted him with such a secret? Montagne suddenly fell in love with Blitz because of the trust Blitz has placed on him.
'Je think je le love tu,' said Montagne
'Vi vove vou voo,' said Blitz
'Je don't care if je don't go to heaven, je love men!' said Montagne
'Ve vare Shield Brothers vorever and vever now!' said Blitz
'Oui!' said Montagne

It was 76 hours later when the Shield Brothers returned to base.
'Goshdarn, where the heck have you goshdarn two goshdarn been?' asked Castle
'Blitz was le very sad because of le Sledge's le death so I had to keep him le company,' said Montagne
'Oh, goshdarn ok. Sure thang.' Castle walked off.
'Ve vust veep vis va vecret! said Blitz. 'Vo-vone van vnow ve vare Gay vovers'
'Oui,' said Montagne. 'Not even my le wife, Valkyrie.'

TO BE CONTINUED......

Randy 'Deathclaw' Trevor (OC) sat at the poker table. He was playing poker. Caveira sat across from him and Smoke to his left. Smoke was winning and Caveira was looking increasingly annoyed. They had been playing for 8 hours straight, no one had left the table. It was now 3am.
'Ayayay, I am very tired,' said Caveira. 'We should finish up playing now.' Smoke made muffled laughter through his gas mask.
'No chance, honeypot peach. We're not finishing till someone wins,' said Smoke.
'What did you just say to me?' said Caveira.
'You heard me,' said Smoke.
'Bastardo! I'll skin you alive!' Caveira said as she pulled her knife from her pocket and leapt onto the table. Smoke knocked over the table, sending the poker chips and Caveira flying.
'Hey guys, don't do this! This is bad!' said Deathclaw.
'Shut up! You're bad!' said Smoke and Caveira.
'Ok,' said Deathclaw. Deathclaw left.

'I've been wanting to kill you for a long time!' said Caveira
'Same here, I hate you!' said Smoke. Caveira crash-tackled Smoke and they grappled on the floor.
'Let go, devil-woman!' said Smoke. Smoke headbutted Caveira, giving him enough time to get to his feet. Caveira followed suit, getting to her feet, still a little dazed.
'Let's settle this, once and for all!' said Caveira. Both of them raised their arms, stancing themselves for the coming brawl. What followed was like a scene from the The Raid: Redemption (2011). Caveira and Smoke were both black-belts in five different martial arts each. They fought for 22 hours straight.

It had gotten to the point where they were both sweaty, scarred, battered and bruised.
'Lay down and die,' said Smoke.
'No you,' said Caveira.
Smoke swung a leg under, sweeping Caveira off the floor and sending her crashing to the ground where he stood. As he tried to move back, Smoke tripped, sending himself crashing onto the floor as well. Caveira landed on Smoke's crotch, headbutting it and stunning him but not before Smoke could smack Caveira in the temple, knocking her out.
'What is all this racket? I swear, if you don't shut up I'll... oh..' Valkyrie walked in to the sight of Smoke and Caveira lying on the ground with Caveira's head on Smoke's crotch.
'It's not what it looks like! I swear!' said Smoke. Caveira had just come to.
'Huh?' she said, then realising what Valkyrie had seemingly just walked into. 'This is not what it looks like!'
'Geez Louise, guys! Get a room! What have you done here?! Come with me, I'm taking you to Rainbow Actual! You're gonna get court-martialed!' said Valkyrie.
'Grrrr,' Caveira and Smoke said as they got to their feet to follow Valkyrie.
'Huh? What's that noise coming from the room above?' said Caveira.
'That's coming from Blitz's room! I'm gonna court-martial him too! And whoever he is with!' said Valkyrie.

The trio walked to Blitz's room, only to hear what they definitely knew was not fighting.
'Blitz, what are you doing? Come out here right now!' said Valkyrie.
'Oh, non!' said a distinctly French voice from inside.
'Montagne? Honey? My husband? What are you do-? said Valkyrie as she opened the door....

TO BE CONTINUED.......

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?? FIND OUT SOON!! MORE TO COME!!!